"SO…You
think you’re a real vagabond, homeless jobless
loser? Well, listen JERK, maybe you are. Maybe just maybe your
sense of fashion goes about as far as a used trash bag and shoe
boxes. But who really gives a crap. It’s not like your hurting
anyone with your putrid odor of old car tire and half eaten bologna
pizza. If you were in France you would be called “le Chomeur”
and be hunted with only your cunning to protect you. But then
again who really cares about the French anyway. They drink they
smoke, and they, like you, smell really awful. Nothing even 1/19283987
of cool has ever come out of France either. Their cars are wimpy
and their cheese is stinky. Don’t take my word for it, go
there and see for yourself. As for me I prefer the finer things
in life. I like my cars like my women “Hot and fast.”
I prefer my cheese sans odor. Sans odor is French for sans smell,
for those of you who quit your job to pursue some dream, and then
realized that smack, poppers, coke, hidey-hoes, X, flim-flams
and who’s your daddy, was more fun then the dream was ever
going to be. But let’s get back to me. As I was saying I
enjoy the finer things in life and when it comes to what I put
on my body to cover up my six pack abs and the fact that I’m
hung like a tic-tac I choose only one brand. Why only
one brand you might ask? Well my simple minded friend I shall
put it in terms that even you can understand. Say you wanted the
power to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Say for instance
you wanted to see into the boys (or girls) locker room without
actually going in there, And say just say that you wanted to ride
like that sicko at your local park…..Maybe his name is Jesse
or Curtis or maybe it’s a chick and her name is April or
Liz??? I DON’T KNOW, but if you never get the courage to
talk to them and want to have something to fall back on…
Sopris is going to be there for you. Again, don’t
take my word for it because maybe I don’t have a job because
I wanted to start a small clothing company or maybe I lived in
France for a year. I might even be a professional Mountain Bike
Racer and have to actually have a teaching job in the winter so
I can race in the summer. I can’t help you. You’re
going to have to experience Sopris for yourself. And
if you do happen to someday dawn a piece of their garb, please
for god sakes take a shower, would you?" - Freeman Tyler Henderson . Nov. 2006 |
 Tyler Henderson in Snowmass Colorado. |
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